pua chui kang

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ........







Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?




PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !







Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?





PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?



Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?


PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!






Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?






PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ...........









Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?






PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?






Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?




PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!






Aloy : Wah ....... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.


PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!