HOW MALAYSIAN DO BUNINESS.........

1)KOREAN MAN SAID , I BUILD 2ND BRIDGE NEED 300K , 100 K MATERIAL ,100K FOR HANDWORK ,100K FOR PROFIT

2)AMERICAN MAN SAID ,"I BUILD 2ND BRIDGE NEED 600K , 200K FOR MATERIAL , AMERICAN MATERIAL DA BEST , 200K FOR HANDWORK , AMERICAN"S HANDWORK DA BEST ,200K FOR PROFIT , AMERICAN"S LIVING STANDARD HIGH.

3)MALAYSIAN MAN SAID , I BUILD 2ND BRIDGE NEED 900K .
MR ASKED ,' WHY YOUR SO EXPENSIVE ?'

4)MALAYSIAN MAN ANSWERED ,'I TAKE 300K ,YOU TAKE 300K , THE BALANCE 300K GIVE KOREAN MAN TO BUILD THE BRIDGE .

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