Dont Squat at Toilet Bowl...~!!!Scary Pictures in the end!!!‏

VERY TRUE‏

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mother's



..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies



..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

..then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..

..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .,


...then adopt a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!

You...

.....have a GREAT Day!!!

浙江余姚最近发生了一个事件

有一女孩周日新买了个手机，她爱听着MP3发短信，
由于手机里边有了MP3，她就把自己的MP3放到一边。
第二个周她被送进医院，周三她离开了这个世界。
验尸结果她死于（irradiation)信号辐射致死，追踪她听手机里边的MP3，
她是一边听MP3一边发短信。
实验证明手机具有强大的手机信号辐射。
手机信号辐射平时对人体伤害不大。
但如果通过耳机进入耳朵内部，对人体大脑就有着巨大的伤害。
因为当耳机带着信号辐射进入人的耳朵，
信号也可以通过耳膜传播直接进入人的大脑。
研究显示，如果人们要听歌曲，
最好选用专门的视听器材，
不能选用手机等具有强大的信号辐射器具。