TEST FOR DEMENTIA﹝癡呆症﹞
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever
you really are.
下列有四個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。準備好，向下捲！
First Question： 第一題
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?
你參加賽跑，追過第 2 名，你是第幾名？
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答： 如果你的回答是第 1 名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2 名。
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第 2 題，你不能使用與回答第 1 題相同的時間。
Second Question ： 第二題
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解答： 如果你的回答是倒數第 2 名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
Third Question： 第三題
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
以 1000 加上 40 ，再加 1000 ，再加 30 ，再加 1000 ，現在加上 20 ，再加一次 1000 ，現在加上 10 ，總數是什麼？
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解答： 得到 5000 是嗎？正確答案是 4100 ，不相信，用計算機查證吧！
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會對？
Fourth Question： 第四題
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary 的父親有 5 個女兒，第 1 個女兒 Nana ， 第 2 個女兒 Nene ， 第 3個女兒 Nini ，第 4 個女兒 Nono ，第 5 個女兒的名字是什麼？
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
解答： 答案是 Nunu 嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary ，請再讀一次問題！
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹝彌補﹞你！
Bonus Question 加分題 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！
2009年2月23日星期一
2009年2月18日星期三
進入公司前
老闆：萬分歡迎，沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣！職員：如果工作太累，搞不好我會辭職的老闆：放心，我不會讓這樣的事情發生的！職員：我週休二日可以休息嗎？老闆：當然了！這是底線！職員：平時會天天加班到淩晨嗎？老闆：不可能，誰告訴你的？職員：有餐費補貼嗎？老闆：還用說嗎，絕對比同行都高！職員：有沒有工作猝死的風險？老闆：不會！你怎麼會有這種念頭？職員：公司會定期組織旅遊嗎？老闆：這是我們的明文規定！職員：那我需要準時上班嗎？老闆：不，看情況吧職員：工資呢？會準時發嗎？老闆：一向如此！職員：事情全是新員工做嗎？老闆：怎麼可能，你上頭還有很多資深同事！職員：如果管理職位有空缺，我可以參與競爭嗎 ？老闆：毫無疑問，這是我們公司賴以生存的機制！職員：你不會是在騙我吧？
進入公司後, 請 "由下逐一往上讀 "
進入公司後, 請 "由下逐一往上讀 "
燙傷處理新法 !
★ 未破皮處之燙傷處理 (熱水、熱湯、熱油、摩托車煙管、蒸氣燙傷) ---燒傷如果沒有馬上降溫與止痛，未來的辛路歷程是可想而知。當燙傷時第一時間不是很痛，是因為身體有百分之 0.9 的鹽繼續吸皮膚發炎的熱而變成越來越灼熱痛，我們用鹽把熱吸過去就不痛了，因為鹽有吸熱和滲透的特性，民俗廟會過火撒鹽就是這個原理。我向一位年長的婦女說燙傷須馬上泡冰鹽水：有一次她跌倒整隻手掌插入熱油鍋裡，她整隻手掌藏入鹽堆裡，結果手心手背都好了，指縫起水泡是因為沒有把手指頭張開，還高興的向我說謝謝。像一般家庭小燙傷：沖水後用很厚的鹽再用濕的面紙敷蓋，偶爾加水！！只要離開鹽不痛約三小時就好了，不需敷藥也沒有留下疤痕。(註：皮膚未破皮用大量的鹽沒有關係)
What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets '
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets '
heheheheheheh
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
dont laugh
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'?
Whole body was born in India .
Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'?
Whole body was born in India .
2009年2月17日星期二
how the girl protect herself
昨晚我參加一個的安全防範的研習會，讓我很驚嘆！這場研習會是由一個叫 Pat Malone 的人主持，他是知名人士的保鑣，也為FBI 工作，並教授警察及海軍的SEALS 徒手格鬥。 以下建議非常實用，多看幾次，受用無窮！ 1. 警方的 提醒 ： 手肘是身體最有力的部位。 距離夠近，就善用手肘！ 2. 假如歹徒向你要皮夾或錢包， 不要遞給他 ，而是 將皮夾或錢包往遠處丟去。歹徒很可能對財物比對你有興趣，他會去拿皮夾或錢包，這是你逃跑的機會。 往反方向拼命跑！！ 3. 假如你被丟進車子的後車廂：把車後燈踢破， 將你的手從洞中伸出去，用力揮手，駕駛人看不到你，但是其他人看得到。這個方法救過無數人命。 4. 女性常常在購物、吃飯及下班後進入車子，然後就坐在駕駛座上處理事情（如記帳、列清單等）。 千萬不要這麼做！ 歹徒會藉機觀察情勢，闖入車內，拿槍威脅，控制你的行動。 進入車內，立即鎖門，駛離現場。 5.在平面停車場及立體停車場的幾個注意事項 ： A. 要警覺 ： 環顧四周；察看車內的乘客座和後座。（接近車子時，留意車底。） B. 假如你的車子停在箱型車旁，則應該從乘客車門進入你的車子。 許多連續殺人犯都是趁著女性要進入車中時，將她們拖進箱型車中加害。 C. 觀察停放在你左右兩邊的車子。如果有男性單獨坐在最近的鄰車內，最好回到購物中心或辦公室，找保全人員或警察陪你回去。 寧願防患未然，也不要終生遺憾。 (大驚小怪總比喪命好 ) 6. 永遠 搭電梯，不要走樓梯。 （樓梯間是一個可怕的地方，容易讓人形單影隻，變成最好的犯罪場所) 7. 假如歹徒有槍而你並沒有受到他的控制， 一定要跑！ 一百次中，只有四次歹徒會襲擊逃跑的目標； 即使他攻擊你，大多不會是致命的部位， 要跑！ 8. 身為女性，我們總是發揮同情心： 不要再這樣！ 這樣會增加被強暴或是殺害的機會。 一個叫泰得 ‧ 邦迪（ Ted Bundy） 的連續殺人犯就是一個相貌堂堂並且受過良 好教育的人， 總是 利用女性的同情心。 他走路時帶著一根手杖或是跛行，經常要求別人「幫忙」他進入車內或是看一下他的車子，趁機綁架受害者。 最近有人告訴我，他的朋友在晚上聽到門口有嬰兒在哭，不過當時已經很晚了，而且她認為這件事很奇怪，於是她打電話給警察。 警察告訴她： 「無論如何，絕對不要開門。」 這位女士表示那聲音聽起來像是嬰兒爬到窗戶附近哭，她擔心嬰兒會爬到街上，被車子碾過。警察告訴她:我們已經派人前往，無論如何 不能開門 警方認為這是一個連續殺人犯，利用嬰兒哭聲的錄音帶，誘使女性以為有人在外面遺棄嬰兒，騙她們出門察看。雖然尚未證實此事， 但是警方已經接到許多女性打電話來說，他們晚上獨自在家時，聽到門外有嬰兒的哭聲請將這個消息傳給其他人，不要因為聽到嬰兒的哭聲而開門。 請嚴肅看待這封電子郵件 因為上禮拜六「美國頭號通緝犯」（ America's Most Wanted）節目中， 報導路易斯安那州的連續殺人犯時 ， 提到了「哭泣嬰兒」的假設。 請轉寄這封信給你所有認識的女性朋友， 並一個接一個傳下去 。
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