Confusing Chinese NamesCaller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
This is hilarious ...Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)Pass around for some laughter*
2009年2月8日星期日
2009年2月7日星期六
wat malaysia wil be
> > Makin hari umat Islam makin ditindas dan dikongkong. Bukan> > oleh orang> > Cina, atau orang India atau orang Yahudi atau orang> > Kristian. Tetapi> > dianiya dan dikongkong oleh orang Islam/Melayu sendiri.> > Please read on.> > Selepas fatwa pengharaman yoga, fatwa-fatwa yang akan> > datang adalah> > seperti berikut :> > > > > > Disember 2008> > Orang Islam dilarang mandi di kolam renang awam. Di kolam> > renang awam,> > akan terdapat orang-orang yang bukan Islam yang memakai> > pakaian renang> > yang singkat dan mendedahkan aurat (terutamanya amoi-amoi> > china yang cun> > dan seksi). Ini boleh menjejaskan akidah orang Islam. Cara> > yang paling> > baik ialah kita haramkan orang Islam dari kolam renang> > awam.> > > > Januari 2009> > Orang Islam dilarang pergi ke Pulau Pinang. Ketua Menteri> > Pulau Pinang> > adalah seorang yang bukan Islam and majoriti penduduk> > Pulau Pinang adalah> > orang yang bukan Islam. Apabila seorang Islam berada di> > Pulau Pinang,> > beliau mungkin terhidu bau char keoy tiaw yang dimasak> > oleh orang bukan> > Islam dan ini boleh merosakkan akidah kita. Cara yang> > paling baik ialah> > kita haramkan orang Islam dari pergi ke Pulau Pinang.> > Orang Islam yang> > kini tinggal di Pulau Pinang akan diberi elaun pindah> > sebanyak RM 3000> > untuk membantu mereka berpindah ke negeri-negeri yang> > lain. Perpindahan ke> > negeri Kelantan dan Terengganu amat amat digalakkan.> > > > Februari 2009> > Orang Islam dilarang meminum root beer. Walaupun root beer> > tidak> > mengandungi alkohol, namun perkataan "beer" ini> > boleh menimbulkan> > keghairan dan kelakuan tidak senonoh di kalangan orang> > Islam. Dengan> > pengharaman root beer, orang Islam bolehlah meminum> > minuman ringan yang> > lain tanpa was-was. Ginger beer juga diharamkan.> > > > March 2009> > Orang Islam dilarang memakan di kedai Mamak. Walaupun> > mamak kebanyakkannya> > Islam, tetapi asal usul mereka adalah India dan ada> > kemungkinan terdapat> > unsur-unsur India di dalam perniagaan mereka seperti> > bercakap Tamil dan> > memakai seluar dalam buatan India. Untuk mengelakkan> > sebarang syak> > wasangka, mulai 1 Mac 2009, orang Islam dilarang dari> > memakan di kedai> > mamak (kecuali Tun Mahatir kerana dia sendiri mamak kelas> > I)> > > > April 2009> > Orang Islam dilarang bermain ping pong atau table tennis.> > Ping pong> > berasal dari negeri China dan oleh yang demikian, mungkin> > terdapat> > unsur-unsur agama Buddha atau Confuciusism di dalam> > permainan ping pong.> > Ornag Islam yang terlalu banyak bermain ping pong akan> > terjejas akidah> > mereka. Sebagai permainan alternatif, orang Islam> > digalakkan bermain sepak> > raga (tetapi bola raga mesti buatan Malaysia, bukan dari> > Thailand).> > > > Mei 2009> > Orang Islam yang berkerja dengan kerajaan dilarang> > mengambil gaji> > masing-masing. Ini kerana sebahagian besar pendapatan> > kerajaan adalah> > cukai pendapatan yang dibayar oleh syarikat-syarikat orang> > bukan Islam.> > Orang-orang Islam yang berkerja kerajaan juga banyak> > mengambil duit> > rasuah, ia adalah haram dari segi Islam. Polis-polis> > mestilah terdiri> > daripada orang-orang yang bukan Islam. Orang Islam> > digalakkan meminta> > sedekah dari orang Islam yang lain. Untuk memudahkan> > permintaan sedekah,> > bakal peminta sedekah digalakkan mencangkung di hadapan> > bangunan UMNO.> > > > > > > > Jun 2009> > Orang Islam dilarang keluar negara. Terdapat terlalu> > banyak godaan yang> > boleh meruntuhkan akhlak dan akidah orang Islam. Perkara> > ini telahpun> > dikaji dengan teliti hasil lawatan sambil belajar ke> > Bangkok oleh Majlis> > Fatwa Kebangsaan baru-baru ini. Oleh yang demikian, orang> > orang Islam> > diminta menyerahkan balik paspot masing-masing ke jabatan> > immigresen> > secepat mungkin. Perjalanan keluar negara hanya dibenarkan> > untuk> > menteri-menteri dan orang kuat UMNO sahaja, itupun hanya> > jika diiringi> > oleh ahli Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan.> > > > > > Julai 2009> > Orang Islam dilarang berfikir di waktu siang. Kebanyakkan> > masalah jenayah> > dan maksiat wujud kerana orang-orang yang tak ada kerja> > berfikir yang> > bukan-bukan. Untuk membenteras maslah jeneyah dan maksiat,> > orang-orang> > Islam mulai 1 Julai 2009, dilarang dari menggunakan otak> > mereka diwaktu> > siang. Pemikiran mereka akan dipantau oleh Majlis Fatwa> > Kebangsaan dengan> > menggunakan sekumpulan specially trained monkeys. Orang> > Islam boleh> > menggunakan otak mereka di waktu malam tetapi pemikiran> > dihadkan kepada> > perkara-perkara berkaitan dengan makan dan minum sahaja.> > > > > > > > > > Please do not laugh. Many of the above will become a> > reality if we do not> > do anything. The rational-thinking muslims in this country> > are simply not> > doing anything. We let a very small minority of> > narrow-minded idiots to> > control our lives. We, especially the Malay muslims, are> > fast becoming a> > laughing stock worldwide. We are obsessed with the little> > little things.> > > > When there are so many important things remain to be done,> > why must the> > Fatwa folks spend their time on little things.. tomboys,> > yoga, etc, etc.> > Why don't we ever hear anything from the Fatwa folks> > for social justice,> > eradicating corruption and poverty, protecting single> > mothers, helping the> > poors, educating the ummah, protecting the environment or> > ensuring> > fairness in society.> > > > If you are a rationale, forward thinking muslim, please> > speak up. If you> > choose to remain silent, it only means that you agree with> > whatever is> > happening. And do not blame the non-muslims for all our> > troubles. We are> > asking for it.> > Bukhari Hood> > Shah Alam> > will somebody please shoot those idiots at the fatwa> > council> > >
pls laugh
一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。 在考試時因為過于緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。 他不放心的問道: 「turn left ?」 監考官回答:「right.」 于是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉他只有下次再來。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙說:「 I am sorry.」 老外應道:「 I am sorry too.」 某人又道:「I am sorry three.」 老外不解,問:「what are you sorry for?」 某人無奈,道:「 I am sorry five. 」 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是 sex。 該男思之久已,毅然下筆:「once a week。」 簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:「 this item should be filled in with male or female. 」 該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下﹕female, 官楞之,曰: ? shouldn't it be male? 」 男急釋曰:「I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.」 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,「報告老闆,下個月歐洲有一批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」 老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「Go a head! 」 經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。臨出發那天,被秘書擋下來。 秘書:「你要幹什麼?」 經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」 秘書:「老闆同意了嗎?」 經理:「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎?」 秘書:「你來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?老闆的意思是:去個頭!」 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 有位國內來的女士,個性喜愛沾便宜。某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價;她去撿便宜,選來選去,終於挑到一件。但樣式新潮,不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。 就用英語問他:「for Girl or Boy?」 黑人回答:「Unisex!」 她聽成「You need sex 」 ,豈不是性騷擾? 又怕自己聽錯,露出錯愕懷疑的神情; 黑服務員見狀,一個字母一個字母地解釋:「 U – N – I – SEX!」 這次她聽的很清楚「You and I Sex 」,立即找黑人上司裡論,心想可趁機會大大地敲一筆。 經理解釋說:這件衣服男女都可以穿,Unisex 是中性的意思,構不上性騷擾。她敲竹槓的興頭完全落空,白歡喜一場。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝。為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了 ...666-2613。 於是,他叫了輛計程車準備出發,下面是他和計程車司機的談話; 計程車司機問道:「Where do you want to go, Sir? 」 老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為「 Statue of Liberty」 ,他想自由應該是FREE,女神大概是WOMAN。 於是回答司機「FREE WOMAN!」 司機聽成 ' 免費的女人' ,馬上道: 「What? Oh !Hey man , Here is America , nothing is free !」 ( 什麼?喂!老兄,這裡是美國,樣樣都要花錢,沒有免費的玩意兒! ) 老兄:「 Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone number, 『 sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free. 』」
just be tat easy
有一個人去應徵工作,隨手將走廊上的紙屑撿起來,放進了垃圾桶 ,被路過的口試官看到了,因此他得到了這份工作。 > 原來獲得賞識很簡單,養成好習慣就可以了。 > > > 有個小弟在腳踏車店當學徒,有人送來一部故障的腳踏車 ,小弟除了將車修好,還把車子整理的漂亮如新,其他學徒笑他多此一 舉,後來雇主將腳踏車領回去的第二天,小弟被挖角到那位雇主的公司 上班。 > 原來出人頭地很簡單,吃點虧就可以了。 > > > 有個小孩對母親說:「媽媽你今天好漂亮。」母親回答:「為什麼。 」小孩說「因為媽媽今天都沒有生氣。」 > 原來要擁有漂亮很簡單,只要不生氣就可以了。 > > > 有個牧場主人,叫他孩子每天在牧場上辛勤的工作,朋友對他說: 「你不需要讓孩子如此辛苦,農作物一樣會長得很好的。 」牧場主人回答說:「我不是在培養農作物,我是在培養我的孩子。」 > 原來培養孩子很簡單,讓他吃點苦頭就可以了。 > > > 有一個網球教練對學生說:「如果一個網球掉進草堆裏,應該如何找 ?」 > 有人答:「從草堆中心線開始找。」有人答:「從草堆的最凹處開始找 。」有人答:「從草最長的地方開始找。」教練宣布正確答案: 「按部就班的從草地的一頭,搜尋到草地的另一。」 > 原來尋找成功的方法很簡單,從一數到十不要跳過就可以了。 > > > 有一家商店經常燈火通明,有人問:「你們店裡到底是用什麼牌子的燈 管?那麼耐用。」店家回答說:「我們的燈管也常常壞 ,祇是我們壞了就換而已。」 > 原來保持明亮的方法很簡單,只要常常更換就可以了 > > > 住在田邊的青蛙對住在路邊的青蛙說:「你這裡太危險 ,搬來跟我住吧!」路邊的青蛙說:「我已經習慣了,懶得搬了。 」幾天後,田邊的青蛙去探望路邊的青蛙,卻發現他已被車子壓死 ,暴屍在馬路上。 > 原來掌握命運的方法很簡單,遠離懶惰就可以了。 > > > 有一隻小雞破殼而出的時候,剛好有隻烏龜經過,從此以後小雞就背著 蛋殼過一生。 > 原來脫離沉重的負荷很簡單,放棄固執成見就可以了。 > > > > 有幾個小孩很想當天使,上帝給他們一人一個燭臺,叫他們要保持光亮 ,結果一天兩天過去了,上帝都沒來,所有小孩已不再擦拭那燭臺 ,有一天上帝突然造訪,每個人的燭臺都蒙上厚厚的灰塵 ,只有一個小孩大家都叫他笨小孩,因為上帝沒來,他也每天都擦拭 ,結果這個笨小孩成了天使。 > 原來當天使很簡單,只要實實在在去做就可以了。 > > > 有隻小豬,向神請求做祂的門徒,神欣然答應,剛好有一頭小牛由泥沼 裡爬出來,渾身都是泥濘,神對小豬說:「去幫他洗洗身子吧! 」小豬訝異的答道:「我是神的門徒,怎麼能去侍候那髒兮兮的小牛呢 !」神說:「你不去侍候別人,別人怎會知道,你是我的門徒呢!」 > 原來要變成神很簡單,只要真心付出就可以了。 > > > 有一支掏金隊伍在沙漠中行走,大家都步伐沉重,痛苦不堪 ,只有一人快樂的走著,別人問:「你為何如此愜意?」他笑著: 「因為我帶的東西最少。 」 > 原來快樂很簡單,擁有少一點就可以了。 > > > 人生的光彩在哪裡? > > 早上醒來,光彩在臉上,充滿笑容的迎接未來。 > 到了中午,光彩在腰上,挺直腰桿的活在當下。 > 到了晚上,光彩在腳上,腳踏實地的做好自己。 > 原來人生也很簡單,只要能懂得「 珍惜、知足、感恩 」你就擁有了生命的光彩 > > > 「好東西要跟大家分享 > 生命就該浪費在美好的事物上, > 當你遇見美好的事物時所要做的事, > 就是把它分享給你四周的人; > 這樣,美好的事物才能在這個世界上 > 自由自在的散播開來 .... 」
be happy
住口 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? 如果你的狗在後門吠,而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫,你會讓那一個先進來? The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in! 當然是狗,至少它進來後會住口。 ********************************************************************************************************* 三個孩子A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome! but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. 一對夫婦有三個孩子。 有兩個特別聰明和英俊,可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。 One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?一天,丈夫很懷疑地問: " 坦白說,親愛的,老三真的是我的孩子嗎? " Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not. 是的,親愛的。 " 妻子答道:" 可是另外兩個不是。 " ****************************************************************************************************************************** 妻子的三項優點 When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities: she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. 一位單身漢新婚時,妻子有三項優點: 在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。 After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order: she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed. 若干年後,這三項優點依然存在,可是秩序有點變動: 在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。 ******************************************************************************** 許願井 A couple came upon a wishing well.. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. 一對夫妻來到一座許願井。 丈夫靠過去,丟下一個硬幣,許了個願。 The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works! 妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去,掉下井,被淹死了。 丈夫呆了一回,然後笑著說: " 真靈驗。 " ********************************************************************************************** 結婚周年 I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary? 我問太太: " 結婚周年紀念,你想去那 ?? ? " She said, Somewhere I have never been! ! 她說: " 那裡都好,只要是我沒去過的地方。 " I told her, How about the kitchen? ?? 我說: " 廚房怎麼樣? " ************************************************************************************************ 快樂時光 During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an hour? 在二十五周年紀念時,一位太太提醒她的丈夫: " 你還記得你向我求婚的那天,我被打動得無法說話長達一小時? " The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life. 丈夫回答: " 是的,親愛的,那是我一生中最快樂的時光。" ************************************************************************************************* 手拉手 We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 我們時常都手拉手。如果放開,她就會去購物了
which choice u wil choose
Two ChoicesWhat would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and itsdedicated staff, he offered a question:'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.Where is the natural order of things in my son?'The audience was stilled by the query.The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'Then he told the following story:Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.However, as Shay stepped up to theplate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.The game would now be over.The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first!Run to first!'Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.B y the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third!Shay, run to third!'As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate.The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.
story in kuala selangor
Very Shocking.... . This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang. Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Tony. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone. In fact she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters, they constantly kept in touch. She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony. Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship.. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. (Justimagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so, but still cant everybody that had tried to carry the body, the results were the same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van. All of us were shocked. Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed away as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation.. After 2 weeks Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom....... Tony:....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.' Her mother replied..... 'come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.' After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling. Tony thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, i have a gift for her... Please stop this nonsense'. Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Tony started to sweat) He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me. Tony was shaking. Suddenly, Tony's phone rang. 'see this is from Ai Ling, see this....' he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. It is the actual voice of Ai Ling & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box! They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....
Digi 'I will follow you!!!' Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this mail....so whatyou can do...you should also forward this mail to all your buddies...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA
Digi 'I will follow you!!!' Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this mail....so whatyou can do...you should also forward this mail to all your buddies...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA
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