2009年6月30日星期二

妹妹的同学

炎炎夏日真难眠,啊!我真是倒楣,爸妈竟然带弟弟妹妹去夏威夷渡假,却把我 一个人丢在台湾,害我一人看家,无聊死了,只好看电视解闷,看着看着突然电 铃响起,我三步并作二步,打开门一看: “你好,请问艾美在吗。” 原来是妹妹艾美的同学仪琳来找艾美,正当我回答问题时,眼前妹妹的同学仪 琳,是个美人胚子,三围应有34D.24.36,身材真是一极棒,正当我失神不知无 法回答时,仪琳开口说: “怎么啦?林大哥,艾美不在吗?” 我回神过来想:“妈的!身材真是一极棒,应该品尝品尝。” 于是,我撒谎骗她: “在在在,艾美待会就回来了,里面坐。” 仪琳就毫不犹豫地进来坐在客厅等候看着电视,但是却不知已陷入我的陷阱之 中;而我则到房间把衣服脱光,走出房间来到客厅,看到仪琳看着电视,浑然不 知今天是她失身开苞的一天。 此时我聂手聂脚走到沙发后边,然后飞身一跃,扑向正在看电视的仪琳,仪琳被 我的举动吓了一大跳,但她看到我赤裸的身体时,更是哑口无言,呆在那边,一 会儿,她回神过来慌张说: “你你你你要做什么!?” 我不怀好意说: “干妳,我要上妳,我强奸妳,我要强暴妳。” 于是我就将她抓住,而仪琳则拳脚并用激烈反抗,企图挣脱我,并大喊大叫: " 啊!救命啊~~~放开我~~~不要~~~~~~”,但是她那娇小身躯,柔弱 力气,哪比的上我强壮的体魄,蛮牛般的力气,没多久她以大字型躺在茶几上, 四肢被我用胶带捆绑于四支茶几脚,虽然仪琳一直挣扎、大叫、哭号,但是却无 力挣脱。 "呜~不要~~~不要~~~放开我~~~不要~~~不要~~~啊~~~放开 我~~~” "不要~~~不要~~啊~放开我~~啊~不要~~~ " “尽量叫吧!别忘了这是独栋别墅,又在山上,喊破喉咙也没人来救妳,觉悟 吧 ,好让我上吧!哈哈哈哈!” "呜~不要~~~不要~~~求求你放开我~~~不要~~~不要~~~啊~~ ~放开我~~~”
虽然仪琳一直向我哀求,但我已经失去理性,将右手伸向她那坚挺丰满的双峰, 隔遮衣服抚摸,左手则将她的牛仔裤褪下,露出圆润饱满的臀部和雪白修长的双 腿,左手将她的牛仔裤褪下之后,则伸入她的内裤,探索神秘丛林以及神秘洞穴。 "不要~~~不要~~啊~放开我~~啊~不要~~~ " "不要?还说不要?我看今天不把妳操个够才行。” 二话不说,我就将她的上衣撕开,露出她雪白丰满的双峰,哦!?她还是穿粉红 色蕾丝性感魔术胸罩,当然我把胸罩往上拉,雪白丰满的双峰就呈现在我的眼 前,双峰上的乳头则是处女的颜色─桃红色。 "不要~~~啊~~~放开我~~~呜呜呜呜~” 我丝毫不理会她的哀求,左手继续探查未开发的处女穴,右手则捧着她雪白丰满 的右胸,以逆时钟方向柔转,噢!她的胸部的触感真是棒,有如布丁般柔软,棒 极了。 "不要~~~不要~~啊~放开我~~啊~不要~求求你放开我~~ " 此时我已经对她的哀求显的不耐烦,于是我将她的内裤扯下,塞进她的嘴巴里, 免得她扫了我要上她的兴,而她则因嘴巴被堵住而无法发出喊叫,只能发出呜咽 声:"呜呜~~~呜呜呜~~~ " 我的左手中指这时插入处女穴内,以一进一出的方式刺激她的处女穴壁,同时食 指也不歇息的挑逗处女穴上方的阴蒂,这时因为我的多方攻势,处女穴则开始湿 润流出淫水来了,至于双峰上的乳头则在我的揉捏挑逗之下,也硬挺起来。 "呜呜~~~呜呜呜~~呜呜~~~呜呜呜~~~呜呜~~~呜呜呜~~~ " "呜呜~~~呜呜~~~呜~~~呜呜呜~~~呜呜~~~呜呜呜~~~呜呜~ ~~呜呜~~~ " 经过三十几分钟的挑逗,我看到仪琳的表情已从反抗痛苦的表情,转为享受欢愉 的表情,于是我把塞在她的嘴巴的内裤拿下,而她的哀求喊叫声转为令人酥麻的 淫叫声: "啊.....啊.....啊.....啊.....舒.服.....喔.....喔.....啊.....感.....觉 .....好.....奇.....怪....." "嗯...啊....啊.....嗯.....啊....." “啊...啊...好舒服...啊...快...点...” 这时仪琳的未开发的处女穴,已成为决提泛滥成灾的湿淫穴,而白色的淫水则从 湿淫穴流下,而阴蒂在食指的挑逗下,也涨大如红豆般显得更加突出,更加的迷 人,这时我的小弟弟有如烧红的铁棒,蓄势待发,准备进攻仪琳的处女湿淫穴。 于是我握着小弟弟朝仪琳淫穴口挺进,握着小弟弟在淫穴口打转磨擦,先让她着 急,等她急了再上她: “嗯……呀……啊……爽……嗯……受不了……啊……。” “嗯……好舒服……好爽……嗯……啊……那里痒死了……。” “啊……嗯……好爽……嗯………啊……呀……。” “嗯……那里受不了……啊……受不了……呀……。” 仪琳死命挣扎,身体一阵猛顿,阴户拚命的往上顶,差点小弟弟就插进仪琳淫穴 里。 “嗯…啊……快……不要……嗯……不要……那里好痒……求求你…… 啊…… 。” “啊……我受不了……嗯……啊……受不了……啊……嗯……受不了…啊…。” “求求你……我受不了……里面痒死了……呀……受不了…………快……我真 的 受不了……快点进来……。“ 我听到仪琳的请求,再也受不了,于是将小弟弟头对着淫穴洞口,用力一顶〝噗 滋〞一声,狠狠一口气,直冲到底,顶穿她的处女膜,而她淫穴还非常窄,处女 真是不一样,紧紧吸住我的小弟弟不放,感觉真爽。 “痛啊……痛呀……痛死了……好痛……。” “啊……那里痛得受不了……好痛……。” “妳忍耐一下,等一下就会舒服的。” “可是…痛得……受不……了……那里……好……像……要裂开来了……。” “忍耐一下,过个几分钟,妳的感觉就会不一样。” 这时我停止动作,朝淫穴口看,看到从仪琳的淫穴口流出红色的血:哈!终于被 我开苞了! 于是,我轻轻的把小弟弟抽出来,在她的洞口又插回去,如此来回抽送几十下。 虽然她口中喊痛,但是随着抽送的速度的增快,渐渐的她也开始尝到美味,领略 到快乐,喉咙所发出的淫叫声,比刚才的好听的太多了。 “啊……啊……好舒服……嗯……好爽……啊……嗯……。” “啊……嗯……好舒服……好舒服……啊……。” “啊……好舒服……啊……我好爽……嗯……。” “仪琳……哦……妳的小穴爽死我了……哦……哦……。” “啊……好舒服……啊……好舒服……啊……。” “…………啊……我痛快死了……嗯……嗯……。” “哦……我好舒服……哦…………哦……。” “好舒服……啊……嗯……。” “好厉害……啊……林大哥……你太好了……嗯……。” “滋……滋……滋……滋……。” “啪滋……啪滋……啪滋……。” 小弟弟、淫穴口的肉撞肉声,再加上仪琳的淫叫声。 “啊……啊……你太棒了……啊……好……啊……。” 仪琳的淫叫声,连绵不断,叫的好迷人,叫的好淫荡。 “啊……快……再用力点……啊……快……用力一点呀……我好像要要升天 了… …啊……啊……。” 看着仪琳的淫浪的表情,把我那原先怜香惜玉之心又给淹没了,现在不管她是真 痛假痛,我也要开始卖弄了。 小弟弟每一次插到底,屁股就旋转一下,每一次抽出来,都是整根抽出来,让她 的淫穴,有着实实虚虚的感觉,让淫穴对小弟弟美感持续不断。 我这样的抽插淫穴,更让仪琳舒服不已,淫叫连连。 “啊……啊……好舒服……啊……好爽……啊……嗯……。” “啊……啊……那里舒服死了………嗯……。” “啊……嗯……我好舒服……啊……。” 仪琳的淫叫声,连绵不断,叫的好迷人,叫的好淫荡。她的两只脚,像是踢足球, 不停的乱蹬,不停的乱顶。? 仪琳的表情真是美极了,春情洋溢着,在她的脸上出现了红晕,吐气如丝如兰, 美目微合,这种表情看了更是血脉贲张,心跳加速。 “林大哥……啊……真美……嗯……太美了……哦……啊……。” “爽……美呀……嗯……我会爽死……嗯……。” “啊……爽……爽呀……哦……真爽……嗯……。” “我的……哦……小弟弟……啊……太爽了……哦……太妙了……嗯……太好 了。 “……啊……实在是……你太厉害了……啊……。” 只见她一面淫叫,一面双手紧紧的抱着我,双腿则高高的跷起,她的臀部更是极 力的配合迎凑小弟弟的抽送。 我一见仪琳是如此高涨淫浪,柳腰款摆,极尽各种淫荡之能,小弟弟更是疯狂的 猛插,如快马加鞭,如烈火加油,狠狠的抽送,干的山崩地裂,山河为之变色。 啪!啪!啪!好清脆肉声。滋,滋,滋,好大的水浪声。 淫穴的淫水,被小弟弟的陵沟,一进一出掏出了不少淫水,溅得大腿内侧,阴毛 周围,都被淫水弄得黏湿湿的,好不腻人。 仪琳被我这一阵子的狂插猛干法,有点昏昏沈沈的,整个四仰八叉的不再乱蹬乱 顶,只剩下喉咙间的呻吟声。 “那里好麻了……啊……又酥又麻……啊……哥哥……你的力量……好大 了……啊…。” “仪琳……哦……仪琳……哦……过一下妳就会爽……哦……。” “啊……那里受不了……嗯……轻一点………啊……。” 大约抽插了五百多下,她似乎苏醒了,渐渐的,又开始她的淫叫,她香臀的扭动 更大,更快。 “啊……嗯……哥……那里被你插的又舒服又痛……啊……嗯……。” “哥哥……哦……那里好舒服……哦……啊……。” “仪琳……你这个小荡妇……那里开始舒服了吗……哦……。” “嗯……那里……好爽……嗯…………啊……啊……那里开始舒服了…。” “哦……那里被插的又舒服又痛……嗯……用力一点……对……再用力一 点 ……。” 为了回应仪琳的请求,我加快抽送的速度,我小弟弟更是非常用力冲撞仪琳的淫 穴里,每次的抽送,都一抽即出,一插到底,直撞仪琳的子宫口。 “嗯……嗯……那里好痛快………嗯……那里好舒服……嗯……啊…撞到 子 宫了……哦……那里爽死了……哦……我爽死了……哦……啊……哥…… 再快一点……快……哥哥……那里要升天了……啊……哥……快…… 我乐死 了……啊……快……我快活死了……啊……。” “喝喝喝喝!小荡妇……哦……等等我……忍耐一下……好淫穴……忍 耐… …哦…。” “快……呀……哥……快……啊……那里……哦……啊……升天了…… 啊… …我好爽……好……爽……哦……啊……我爽死……我升天了……。” “喝喝喝喝!小荡妇……哦……哦……啊……我要出来了……啊……出来 了 ……啊……好穴……我爽死了…喔喔…快了…快射了…我要射出来了… 噢 …哦……哦~~~!!” 此时仪琳的淫穴里阴精一阵一阵的浇在我的小弟弟上,小弟弟一阵抽搐,一股浓 浓精液,也完全射进仪琳的淫穴里,此时仪琳也紧紧抱住我高潮淫叫: “啊……啊……啊……啊……高潮了啊……不行了……啊~~~!!” 她的淫穴紧紧夹着我的小弟弟不放,使我拔不出来,就这样几秒后,我累得趴在 她的身上,小弟弟则任由它软化而继续插在她的淫穴内,而仪琳也气喘呼呼的昏 睡过去。 到了晚上我醒过来,把仪琳解开,而仪琳则对我说: “林大哥,我以为做这种事是很可怕的事,没想到竟然如此快乐,下次我还要做, 好不好?” 我一听,吓一大跳,才一个下午,清纯玉女竟变成荡妇,真出乎我意料之外,于 是我微笑看着她,拉着她的手,带到我的房间,进行更狂暴的做爱,让她成为不 折不扣的荡妇,仪琳从此成为我的〝女〞朋友

同学一家三女叫我一锅端

我有个高中女同学叫徐蕊,她的妹妹徐蕾,她们是一对双胞胎,和我同班。她们姐妹俩出生不久,开的士的爸爸就出车祸去世了,她的妈妈不甘寂寞,傍上一个开酒店的大款不久就又结了婚。我是学校的举重冠军,学习成绩不怎么好,常抄徐蕊的作业,因为和她同桌,考试时也抄她的卷子,所以成绩还不错。18岁时,我们一起升到高三。 高三那年,体内的荷尔蒙分泌得特别多。因此发生了下面的事情。 记得一次晚自习,是夏天,天气特别闷热,徐蕊热得不停擦汗,我也是不停地用书扇风。这时我注意到她把裙子提了起来,大概是热得实在难以忍受。她继续在看书,我的精神却再也不能集中到书本上,因为她那两条白白的腿就在旁边,而且张得很开,我甚至还看到了她内裤的一角。我的心砰砰直跳,我用书本做掩护,眼睛往下看她的两腿,它们一会张开,一会合拢。我的老二涨得很厉害。那天晚上我第一次手淫,精液喷了我一床。
以后的几天,每当从后面看到徐蕊的腿我就会勃起。我会忍不住想像她夹在两腿之间的那个宝贝,它是什么模样,她两条腿摆动时它的形状会怎样变化,等等。我那时还没有看过A带,对女人的生殖器只停留在生理课本上的认识水平。晚上睡觉之前的活动就是想像她腿和她的宝贝,然后手淫。我没想到有一天真的看到了她的宝贝,而且实实在在地插了进去,开了她的瓢。
那是一个星期天,我去徐蕊家找她,本来是约好去体育馆打乒乓球的,没想到球没打成,却经历了一生中最难忘的一天。
徐蕊当时正在卧室做作业。她的家很大,她姐妹俩一人一间卧室,带独立卫生间。这都是她那个开酒店的继父给她们置办的,但她们对这位继父态度却不怎么好,后来才听徐蕊说这位仁兄很好色,常乘她妈妈不在时揩她们姐妹的油。她妹妹徐蕾的房门关着,里面传来音乐声,一定是在一边学习一边听音乐,我知道徐蕾有这个习惯。
我走进徐蕊的房间,她正埋头在书桌上,她的作业还没有作完。我一进门就瞧见了她交叉在桌子下面的两条腿。我悄悄走过去,从背后望了一眼.
她知道是我来了,头也不抬说:你先坐会,我一会就完。我站在她后面,一边欣赏她的乳沟,一边假装说:你慢慢做,时间来的及。
她的两只乳房真大,鼓鼓的,真是饱满。我想把它们抓在掌心时的感觉,一定是爽呆了。这时候真想干她!不知道她有没有这个意思?我决定麻着胆子试探她一下。我拍一下她的肩膀说:平时还真没注意到,你不但是个才女,还是个大美人呢!
她回头嫣然一笑:是吗?帅哥!
对路!我想,又摸一下她的腰说:注意啊大美人,你春光外洩了。
她嘻嘻一笑,头也不抬地说:是吗?那你就尽情欣赏吧。
我说:那我就来了啊?
她头也不回:来就来,谁怕谁啊。
我心大动,忍不住凑近她耳边说:你的腿真漂亮,能让我摸一下吗?
她嘻嘻一笑,转身把我推开:去死!你这个色狼。
我做一声狼嚎,抱住她的双肩:狼来啦!
她身体一震!一动不动。
我再也忍不住,将嘴贴在她的脖子上。
她全身一抖,啊了一声。
我的舌头在她的脖子上游来游去,很快游到她的耳根。她喘息着说:别这样,我怕!
我不管她,一边用舌头顶她的耳垂,一边去摸她的腿。她的腿真是酥软啊,我感到全身清爽,像一股电流流遍全身。她身体已经软了,瘫在椅子上。
你知道吗?我多么爱你!你是我的宝贝!我一边抚摩她的腿,一边在她耳边悄悄说。
她身子一动,又啊了一声。
我每天晚上都梦见你!梦见你的腿!我喜欢你的腿!宝贝!
我全身的血好像都在望脑袋上涌,手沿她的大腿内侧摸到了她的腿根。
别这样!这样不好!我怕!她一边喃喃,一边抓住我的手。
我们来作爱!宝贝!我把她从椅子上抱起来。
别这样!她从我怀抱里挣脱下来,站在地板上,将裙子拉下来,又梳理了一下头发。看到我被高跷起的老二顶起来的裤档,她羞涩地转过身去。
我低下头,说:对不起,我太冲动了。
你们男人都这么好色吗?她说。
我不知道,我说,我只对你好色!
她嘻嘻地笑了,用手掩住口。
我从背后轻轻抱住她,在她耳边轻声说:我渴望你!
她一动不动,半晌,说:去把门关上。
我关上她的房门,她已经坐在床上,两手拄着床,妩媚地看着我。
我走过去坐在她身边,说:你像秋瑾,才貌双全。
她笑了,掐了一下我的鼻子:笨蛋!秋瑾是个革命家。
我把她压倒在床上,笑着对她说:你也是啊,我要跟一个革命家作爱。
她问:会很疼吗?
我说:不疼,像蚊子咬一口。
她说:你怎么知道的?
我说:我从书上看的。
她不做声,一会说:我妈最怕我做这个,她说太早做这个,人老得快。影响生小孩。
我说:别吓说,古时候女孩十三四岁就洞房呢。
她说:所以古时候的人寿命短啊。
我说:别说这个,让我看看你的腿。
我把她的裙子撩起来,直到看到她的内裤。她的腿真是迷死人!我低头用嘴去吻。
好痒!她叫嚷。
待一会就舒服了。我说。
我一边吻一边用手抚摩。真是又香又软啊,这辈子都不会忘记那种滋味:一个18岁少女的腿的滋味!
我沿着她大腿内侧往上吻,我每亲一口,她就轻轻动一下,嘴里轻声叹息一声「啊」。当我吻到她腿根时,她的臀部不安地挪动起来。我看见她内裤上靠近她的宝贝的位置已经湿了一小块。那里面一定藏着我每天晚上想像着和急切想要插进去的东西。
我不想再耽误时间了,我把她的内裤退下来。她的宝贝一下子暴露在我眼前。我没想到她竟会有那么多那么浓密的毛!黑黑的,细细的,软软的,把她的宝贝完全挡住了!我小心翼翼地慢慢地把它们分开,一块粉红色的、象河蚌一样的肉露了出来。
啊!这就是我夜夜梦想的女孩的生殖器官吗?!
我抬头看她的脸,她羞涩地把脸扭到了一边,满脸通红。
我的老二已经忍不住在裤裆内战抖了!我脱掉裤子,爬在她身上,用两根手指将它对准那块粉红色的肉,迫不及待地往里面戳。
哎哟!她疼得叫起来,你别用这么大的劲!
说实在的,我的老二也很疼,但是我已经顾不得那么多了。我缩了一下身体,再次发起进攻。
哎哟!她又叫了,用手抱住我的臀部:你轻一点!她埋怨起来。
你疼吗?恩?你疼吗?我一边问,一边连续进攻。
她最后差不多哭了出来,全身都往后缩。但我的望已经不可阻挡,我死死把她摁住,又把她的腿分得开开的,并且一次比一次更猛地望她肉洞里冲撞!
终于扑的一声--也许是我想像的声音--我插了进去!
她全身一震!并且「啊」地大叫一声。
这时,门外传来敲门声:姐!你们在干什么?
是徐蕾在外面。
我们都吓得不动。过一会,徐蕊喊了一声:我们没什么,妈回来了吗?
没有。门外徐蕾回答。接着是脚步离开的声音。
我开始抽插,一边抽动一边舔徐蕊的脸。我发现她很满足。
我直起身,一边抽动一边看我们交合的地方,徐蕊是处女,床上流了一小滩血,我的阴茎上也有她的血。她的两片阴唇象嘴唇一样厚,死死地咬住我的阴茎。浓密的阴毛已被她阴道里面流出的水染湿了。看着这幅景象,我十分满足,也很得意,我已经得到她了,不再是想像中的,而是实实在在的。
从那以后,徐蕊成了我的女朋友。她对我是百依百顺。她的妈妈知道我已经将她的这个宝贝女儿生米煮成了熟饭,也不好说什么,只是偶尔劝徐蕊注意安全,别把肚子弄大了。而妹妹徐蕾则态度古怪,每次我上她家她都用一种奇怪的眼神看我。
我没有想到竟然也会把她给上了。说起来也有趣。
那天去找徐蕊,发现她在徐蕾的房间里,找着什么。我从背后抱住她,揉搓她的双乳。她全身颤抖,嘴里哦哦不止。
我说:你不是在偷你妹妹的东西吧?让我来惩罚你!
她不做声。我把她的裙子提起来,一只手伸进去摸她的阴部。
她哦地叫起来。
我说:你怎么反映这么大?平时搞你的时候也没见你有这反映。
我把她推到床沿,说:你妹妹不会很快回来吧?我今天就在她房间里插你。
看她不吭声,我胆子就越发大了,把她压倒在床上,把她的内裤扯下来,就用老二往她阴户里插。
插一下,进不去,又插,还是进不去。
我烦躁地说:几天没日你,你怎么就这么紧?
她忽然转身,说:别搞我了,我是徐蕾。
我大吃一惊!你是徐蕾?
她说:我姐买菜去了。
看她满脸红霞,我软下去的老二又翘了起来。
反正已经差不多了,我说,你就让我搞一下吧,你也想,对吗?
看她不吭声,我把她推倒在床上。
我姐快回来了。她说。她爬起来,过去把房门关上。
我把她压在床上,三下两下就把她搞定了。
我听见你们在隔壁作爱。完事后,她一边梳理她的头发一边说。
你是不是一直想和我作爱?我问她。我和你姐第一次作爱的时候,你一直在外面偷听吧?
其实作爱也没有什么。她说,疼死了。
以后就不疼了,第一次都这样。我说。女孩有了第一次,就想要第二次。以后就越来越想要,像上瘾一样。
我姐是这样的吗?她问。
你姐啊?她已经离不开我了。我说。
骗人!她朝我做个鬼脸,你有那么厉害?
刚才你不是知道我的厉害了吗?我笑着说。
后来,我开始在她们家夜宿。因为她妈很少回家住,这里成了我的天堂。我往往在徐蕊睡熟后悄悄爬起来,摸到徐蕾的房间,而她往往在床上假睡着等我,我一上床,她就热烈地抱住我,赤裸裸地宣洩她的情。我发现她们姐妹俩的生殖器官几乎一模一样,有时我搞不清楚正在操的是姐姐还是妹妹。不过她们姐妹俩在性爱上有着不同的表现和偏好,例如,姐姐徐蕊喜欢我正面日她,而妹妹徐蕾则较喜欢我插她的后庭花。姐姐徐蕊高潮时喜欢咬住嘴唇不吭声,脸部肌肉扭曲很厉害;而妹妹徐蕾高潮时喜欢张嘴大叫,舌头伸出老长。凭着这两点,我才能分出我正在干的到底是姐姐还是妹妹。
有时候,当我们吃饭时,徐蕾会悄悄踢我一脚,搞的我很紧张。我知道她的意思,她又发骚了,需要我操她。我会乘徐蕊洗碗的时候在客厅里摸徐蕾的屁股和胸部,一边还要和厨房里的徐蕊说话。真是紧张又刺激!
这种局面一直保持到高考以后,在等待通知书的那些天。当我搞了她们的妈妈、并被她们姐妹俩撞见以后,我们的关系才终于结束。
那天我锻炼回来,到徐蕊的房间里冲凉。我因为常来,徐蕊将她家的钥匙给了我。徐蕊和徐蕾都出去了,我一边冲凉一边快活地哼着歌。这时听见有人开门进来,我以为是徐蕊回来了,衣服不穿就到客厅里,一边叫:宝贝!你回来真好!
等到发现是她妈妈时已经来不及了!她妈妈惊大了嘴巴看着我,半晌说不出话来!
我结结巴巴地说:阿姨,对不起!对不起!
一边飞快地跑回房间,穿上衣服。匆匆忙忙准备走。
没想到徐阿姨会拦住我,笑吟吟地说:既然来了,就在这里吃个饭吧。阿蕊快回来了吧?
我说:她去学校看分数去了。
徐阿姨热情地把我拉到沙发上,说:刚才我什么都看见了。怪不得阿蕊会喜欢你。你这孩子,懂事,乖巧。阿姨喜欢你。你呀,看你身上这肌肉,真是个搞运动的。阿蕊说你是举重冠军,对吧?
我说:是。阿姨。
徐阿姨一边夸我,一边用手摸我的手臂,慢慢摸到我的胸部。我全身不自在。
别紧张。阿姨和你随便说说话。她说。
这个女人。我心理一咯登。
你看阿姨怎么样?她问。
阿姨挺好。我说。
我问我长的怎么样?漂亮吗?她说。
阿姨漂亮。比我妈漂亮。我说。
哈哈,乖孩子,嘴真甜。她一边说,手一边放肆地在我身上抚摩。
说实在的,徐阿姨虽然四十出头,但保养很好,一身珠光宝气的,像个贵妇人,看起来不过三十左右。她一边看着我,一边往我裤裆里摸。手指非常老练地引诱我的老二。虽然紧张,但我的老二还是高高地昂起了头。
啊,你这孩子,真是有意思。徐阿姨哈哈笑起来,笑得我窘迫不已。
我说:阿姨,别搞我了,这样下去,我会做傻事的。
做什么傻事呢?徐阿姨眼睛刁斜地注视我。
我,我会插你!我结结巴巴地说。
啊!徐阿姨忽然向后躺倒,急迫地将自己的裙子扯起来:来来,孩子,来舔我的妣!
她居然说出如此粗俗的字眼来!
我被她撩起来了,一种莫名其妙的兴奋。
我抓住她的内裤,一把扯下来。
她的阴户没有毛!阴唇很饱满,但是黑多了。而且,已经自己张开了!
我将嘴巴压上去,一阵猛吸。
哎呀呀!哎呀呀!她叫起来。
我连牙齿也用起来了,咬住她肥厚的阴唇,不停拉扯。
啊啊啊!她惊叫起来。把腿张得更开了。
我用手拉开她两瓣阴唇,舌头望里面探。
哎哟,受不了了,受不了了!她叫道。
我腾起身,压在她身上,将老二整条捅了进去,猛抽起来。
她全身扭动起来,嘴里啊啊叫着。
我抽插了几十下,不解瘾,就整条拔出来,放在她的乳沟间。她熟练地将两只乳房推过来,夹住我的老二。我用力地来回抽动。
终于,我忍不住一阵狂泻,射了她一脸一嘴。
这时,大门被推开了。我听见徐蕊和徐蕾几乎是不约而同的大叫:妈!你怎么可以这样?!
我再也没有去过她们家。徐蕊和徐蕾姐妹,一个考上清华,一个考上北大。我则高考失利,做起了小生意。现在,我的财富积累到了几千万。
一个下雨的黄昏,我独自一人在坐在一家咖啡店里,一个女人在我对面坐下来。她是徐蕾。我们聊到很晚,最后我带她到我住的酒店。我把她剥得精光,还是那样熟悉的生殖器官,还是那样喜欢后庭花,还是那样的高潮。最后,我问她:你姐现在怎么样?她说:她结婚了,有个小孩。我问:你呢?她说:结婚了,又离了。我问:为什么离呢?她说:合不来。又补充说:我那个男人太正统了。我笑了,说:怪不得,你在床上像个妓女。她用一种怪怪的眼神看着我,说:你是天下最色的男人。我问:为什么?她说:你把我一家三口都操了。

2009年6月15日星期一

literature and linguistic of father

Usage of ' Father ' in Some Choicest Literature...
The TempestWilliam ShakespeareAriel (singing): Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange
King Richard IIIWilliam ShakespeareGood grandam, tell us, is our father dead
EmmaJane AustenThe unpersuadable point, which he did not mention, Emma guessed to be good behaviour to his father.
Tangled TaleLewis CarrollHis father courteously tried to make amends for his nonchalance
Life, the Universe and Everything Douglas AdamsI'd love to stay and help you save the Galaxy, insisted Zaphod, rising himself up on to his shoulders, "but I have the mother and father of a pair of headaches, and I feel a lot of little headaches coming on."
Les MiserablesVictor HugoAn old man, named Father Fauchelevent, had fallen under his cart, his horse being thrown down
Portrait of the Artist as a Young ManJames JoyceHis mother had a nicer smell than his father.
Grapes of WrathJohn SteinbeckHis father opened the barn and passed out two picks and three shovels
Gulliver's TravelsJonathan SwiftWhereupon the Emperor his father published an edict, commanding all his subjects, upon great penalties, to break the smaller end of their eggs
WaldenHenry David ThoreauThe consequence is, that while he is reading Adam Smith, Ricardo, and Say, he runs his father in debt irretrievably
Usage Frequency of the word" Father "
"Father" is generally used as a noun (singular) -- approximately 92.57% of the time. "Father" is used about 23,625 times out of a sample of 100 million words spoken or written in English. Its rank is based on over 700,000 words used in the English language. Some parts-of-speech are not covered due to the samples used by the British National Corpus. (note: percents less than one-hundredth of one percent have been omitted)
Parts of Speech
Percent
Usage per100 Million Words
Rank in English
Noun (singular)
92.57%
21,869
409
Noun (proper)
7.4%
1,747
4,816
Lexical Verb (base form)
0.02%
5
157,705
Lexical Verb (infinitive)
0.02%
4
175,879
Total
100.00%
23,625
N/A

Expressions : Father

Expressions using "father": Adoptive father • Apostolic father • authority of father • be the spit of smb.'s father • church Father • city father • doting father • father Brown • father christmas • father confessor • father day • father figure • Father in God • father in law • Father longlegs • Father of lies • Father of the bar • Father of the Faithful • father of the family • Father of the house • father on • father smth. on smb. • father superior • father surrogate • father time • father upon • Foster father • founding father • God the Father Son and Holy Ghost • grand father • he is his father all over • he is the picture of his father • heavy father • heir of the part of the father • holy father • like father • like father like son • most Reverend Father in God • mother and father • my father • natural father • our Father • our heavenly father • ours father • penny father • pilgrim father • putative father • reputed father • reverend father • shrift father • spiritual father • step father • take after one's father • the Father of Radio • The Holy Father • the wish the father to the thought • To father on • to father upon • widowed father • your father.


Hyphenated Usage
Beginning with "father": father-and-son, Father-Child Relations, father-coach, father-complex, father-confessor, father-daughter, father-figure, father-figures, Father-God, father-husband, father-husbands, Father-in-common-law, Father-in-law, father-in-law and mother-in-law, Father-in-law-to-be, father-in-science, father-i-want-to-kill-you, father-just, father-killer, father-king, Father-lasher, father-like, father-love, father-more, father-mother, father-mother-children-aren't-we-normal, father-my, father-never, father-of, father-of-five, father-of-four, father-of-one, father-of-seven, father-of-six, father-of-three, father-of-two, father-protest, father-religion, father-replacements, father-role, father-son, father-substitute, father-surrogates, Father-to-be, father-to-son.
Ending with "father": grand-father, step-father.
Containing "father": Ex-father-in-law, mother-father-child.
Frequency of theInternet Keyword "Father"
The following statistics estimate the number of searches per day across the major English-language search engines as identified by various trade publications. Each phrase with the word "father" is the search-engine keywords, and the number next to it (ones in burgundy), is the respective Frequency per Day ...
father day 28,627
father day ecard 804
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father day poem 11,666
free father day e card 764
father day gift 11,099
2003 day father 754
father day craft 6,116
card day father print 741
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art clip day father 670
printable father day card 3,101
father and daughter 657
free father day card 2,753
father day greeting 652
father day gift idea 1,747
clipart day father 641
poem for father 1,682
father day poetry 625
card day father free printable 1,582
history of father day 584
father's day 1,424
father and son 569
father day e card 1,113
happy father day 543
father day sermon 1,084
father day picture 530
father day idea 983
father day activity 509
father day craft for kid 959
day father joke 497
dance father 949
father day craft idea 481
father day quote 905
coloring day father page 460
father right 894
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when is father day 840
father quote 436

The Father Dictionaryfa�thern.
A man who begets or raises or nurtures a child.
A male parent of an animal.
A male ancestor.
A man who creates, originates, or founds something: Chaucer is considered the father of English poetry.
An early form; a prototype.
Father Christianity.
God.
The first person of the Christian Trinity.
An elderly or venerable man. Used as a title of respect.
A member of the senate in ancient Rome.
One of the leading men, as of a city: the town fathers.
or Father A church father.
(Abbr. Fr.)
A priest or clergyman in the Roman Catholic or Anglican churches.
Used as a title and form of address with or without the clergyman's name.
v., -thered, -ther�ing, -thers.
v.tr.
To procreate (offspring) as the male parent.
To act or serve as a father to (a child).
To create, found, or originate.
To acknowledge responsibility for.
(a) To attribute the paternity, creation, or origin of.(b) To assign falsely or unjustly; foist.
v.intr.
To act or serve as a father.
[Middle English fader, from Old English f�der.]
The noun father has 4 meanings:
Meaning #1: a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)Synonyms: male parent, begetterAntonym: mother (meaning #1)
Meaning #2: the founder of a familySynonyms: forefather, sire
Meaning #3: a person who holds an important or distinguished position in some organization
Meaning #4: a person who founds or establishes some institutionSynonyms: founder, beginner, founding father
The verb father has one meaning:
Meaning #1: make childrenSynonyms: beget, get, engender, mother, sire, generate, bring forth

The Father Thesaurus
father
noun
1. A male parent: sire. Informal dad, daddy, pa, papa, pappy2, pop2. Slang old man. See kin.2. A person from whom one is descended: ancestor, antecedent, ascendant, forebear, forefather, foremother, mother, parent, progenitor. Archaic predecessor. See kin, precede/follow.3. One that creates, founds, or originates: architect, author, creator, entrepreneur, founder2, inventor, maker, originator, parent, patriarch. See start/end.4. A first form from which varieties arise or imitations are made: archetype, master, original, protoplast, prototype. See start/end.
verb
1. To be the biological father of: beget, breed, get, procreate, sire. See kin.2. To cause to come into existence: beget, breed, create, engender, hatch, make, originate, parent, procreate, produce, sire, spawn. Idioms: givebirthriseto. See make/unmake.
Synonyms : FatherSynonyms: begetter (n), beginner (n), forefather (n), founder (n), founding father (n), male parent (n), beget (v), bring forth (v), engender (v), generate (v), get (v), mother (v), sire (v). (additional references)Antonym: mother (n).

Synonyms withinContext : Father
Age
Seniority, eldership; elders; (veteran); firstling; doyen, father; primogeniture.
Attribution
Verb: attribute to, ascribe to, impute to, refer to, lay to, point to, trace to, bring home to; put down to, set down to, blame; charge on, ground on; invest with, assign as cause, lay at, the door of, father upon; account for, derive from, point out the reason; theorize; tell how it comes; put the saddle on the right horse.
Clergy
Clergyman, divine, ecclesiastic, churchman, priest, presbyter, hierophant, pastor, shepherd, minister; father, father in Christ; padre, abbe, cure; patriarch; reverend; black coat; confessor.
Credulity
Phrase: the wish the father to the thought; credo quia impossibile; all is not gold that glitters; no es oro todo lo que reluce; omne ignotum pro magnifico.
Deity
The Trinity, The Holy Trinity, The Trinity in Unity, The Triune God, God the Father Son and Holy Ghost.
God the Father; The Maker, The Creator, The Preserver.
Desire
Phrase: the wish being father to the thought; sua cuique voluptas; hoc erat in votis, the mouth watering, the fingers itching; aut Caesar aut nullus.
Dissimilarity
Phrase: diis aliter visum; " no more like my father than I to Hercules".
Hope
Phrase: nil desperandum; never say die, dum spiro spero, latet scintillula forsan, all is for the best, spero meliora; every cloud has a silver lining; " the wish being father to the thought"; "hope told a flattering tale"; rusticus expectat dum defluat amnis.
Misjudgment
Phrase: nothing like leather; the wish the father to the thought; wishful thinking; unshakable conviction; "my mind is made up - don't bother me with the facts".
Paternity
Parent; father, sire, dad, papa, paterfamilias, abba; genitor, progenitor, procreator; ancestor; grandsire, grandfather; great-grandfather; fathership, fatherhood; mabap.
Posterity
Phrase: "the child is father of the man"; "the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree", "like father, like son".
Similarity
Phrase: et sic de similibus; tel maitre tel valet; tel pere tel fils; like master, like servant; like father, like son; the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree; a chip off the old block.
The Drama
Company; first tragedian, prima donna, protagonist; jeune premier; debutant, debutante; light comedian, genteel comedian, low comedian; walking gentleman, amoroso, heavy father, ingenue, jeune veuve.
Time
Glass of time, sands of time, march of time, Father Time, ravages of time; arrow of time; river of time, whirligig of time, noiseless foot of time; scythe.
The Antonyms of Father
fathernoun
Definition: founder, inventorAntonyms: disciple, follower
noun
Definition: male person who begets children; forefatherAntonyms: mother
verb
Definition: create; generateAntonyms: mother

History of Necktie

Neckties have long been one of the most popular Father's Day gifts. Americans spend more than $1 billion each year to buy a staggering 100 million ties. That's roughly one tie for every male over the age of 20 in the United States. Ties have been used to proclaim status, occupation, and even identity, as well as allegiance to a group or cause, often military. Neckwear has also had utilitarian purposes to protect the neck or hide buttons on a shirt.



The earliest known version of the necktie was worn by and has been found in the massive mausoleum of China's first emperor, Shih Huang Ti, who was buried in 210 B.C. Desperately afraid of death, the emperor wanted to slaughter an entire army to accompany him into the next world. His advisers ultimately persuaded him to take life-size replicas of the soldiers instead. Each figure was different - except in one respect, all wearing neck cloths. In 113 A.D., one of Rome's greatest Emperors, the military genius Trajan, erected a marble column to commemorate a triumphant victory over the Dacians, who lived in what is now Romania. The 2,500 realistic figures on the column sport no less than three different styles of neckwear. These include shorter versions of the modern necktie; cloth wound around the neck and tucked into armor; and knotted kerchiefs reminiscent of cowboy bandannas. While Roman orators often wore cloths to keep their throats warm, soldiers did not cover their necks. Many experts believe the French word for tie, cravat, is a corruption of "Croat." In fact, French kings maintained an elite regiment, the Cravate Royale, until the French Revolution of 1789. One thing is certain: the elegant French courtiers, and the military immediately began copying the Croatians. Ordinary soldiers began adorning their necks with lace, while officers sported muslin or silk, possibly trimmed with embroidery. Even poor people wore cotton cravats, sometimes of pleated black taffeta. Art museums throughout the U.S. and Europe are full of paintings from the 17th and 18th centuries showing generals, politicians, and aristocrats resplendent in their lace cravats.



George Bryan "Beau" Brummell invented what has come to be known as the "British look." Brummell rejected 18th century frills. His mandate, a dark blue coat, buff-colored pantaloons and waistcoat, black boots and a clean white neck cloth, survives today as the dark business suit and white shirt, and as crisp white sportswear. The simplicity of Brummell's uniform was adopted by everyone from many working men to his friend, the Prince Regent, later King George IV. In 1880, the rowing club at Oxford University's Exeter College One men's club, invented the first school tie by removing their ribbon hat bands from their boater hats and tying them, four-in-hand. When they ordered a set of ties, with the colors from their hatbands, they had created the modern school tie. Such ties had enormous appeal to the vast Victorian middle class. As industrialization allowed for mass consumption of material goods, men wanted to stand out, to assert their social superiority, or to proclaim their allegiance to a group. Today four-in-hand refers to both the standard necktie and the most common knot used to tie it. The bow tie gets is name from the French, jabot, (pronounced ja-bow), a type of readymade 17th century lace cravat. In the 18th and 19th centuries, bow ties came in various materials and styles. White bow ties were formal, but others were colored. For example, 19th century Irish immigrants to America favored brown, green, or red bow ties. The enduring popularity of the black bow tie dates to 1886, when Pierre Lorillard V invented the tuxedo as an alternative to the tailcoats worn with white bow ties. The new dinner jacket got its name from the resort of Tuxedo Park, New York, where it was first worn. But bow ties have lost favor for business because they are complicated to tie and must be made in the correct collar size. In the early 1800s plantation owners displayed their social superiority by wearing wide ribbons tied in bows. Worn with a low-collared shirt, the plantation tie was the first American neckwear. The tie went west, becoming part of Mississippi River boat culture. Country music singers and square dancers occasionally sport plantation ties as well. Designer ties made quite a splash in the 1960s, when designers from London's Carnaby Street devised the Peacock Look and churned out wide, colorful ties in a variety of flowered, abstract and psychedelic patterns. With the advent of mass media, celebrities such as sports heroes, movie actors, and popular singers would create a variety of neckwear trends.



The bolo, or bola, tie is so common in the west today that many people are surprised to find that it is relatively new. In the late 1940s, a silversmith named Victor Cedarstaff went riding with friends in the Bradshaw Mountains outside Wickenburg, Arizona. When the wind blew his hat off, Cedarstaff removed the hatband, which had a silver buckle he did not want to lose, and put it around his neck. When his friends complemented him on the new apparel, Cedarstaff returned home, and wove a leather string. He added silver balls to the ends and ran it through a turquoise buckle. Cedarstaff later patented the new neckwear, which was called the bolo because it resembled the lengths of rope used by Argentine gauchos to catch game or cattle. Now mass-produced, and bolos are usually made of leather cord, with a silver or turquoise buckle. They are common throughout the west and are often worn for business. In 1971 Arizona legislature named the bolo the official state neckwear. Although contemporary ties come in all sorts of styles, there are relatively few knots in common use today. This is a far cry from Beau Brummell's day, when fashion manuals illustrated 32 ways to tie a cravat. In addition, gentlemen would often improvise their own knots. The four-in-hand knot is the virtually standard in the United States. The more complex windsor (invented by the Duke of Windsor), and the half Windsor, are more popular in Europe and South America. The knot should not be so large as to spread out the collar, nor should it be so tiny that it can hardly be seen. Ties today are commonly worn without clasps, pins, or tacks.

History of Father's Day

Timeline ofFather's Day History

1910Sonora Smart Dodd of Spokane, Washington, organizes the first Father's Day celebration on June 19, her own father's birthday. The mayor of Spokane and the governor of Washington state officially support the event. Dodd's father, a farmer and Civil War veteran, had been a single father to six young children after the death of his wife.
1924President Calvin Coolidge publicly supports plans for a national Father's Day.
1926The National Father's Day Committee meets for the first time in New York City.
1956The observance of Father's Day is recognized by a Joint Resolution of Congress.
1966President Lyndon Johnson proclaims Father's Day to be an official national holiday.
1972President Richard Nixon signs into law a permanent U.S. Father's Day to be observed on the third Sunday of June.
1999Father's Day is the fifth most popular card-sending holiday, with an estimated $95 million in card sales. Not just fathers but husbands, grandfathers, uncles, sons, and sons-in-law are among the honorees.
2001Only days before Father's Day an estimated 53% of Americans do not know what they will buy for the holiday. If they are like last year's consumers, 60% will buy cards, while the most popular gifts will be apparel (41%), dinner (38%), sporting goods (22%), home improvement merchandise (18%), electronics (17%), and gardening tools (12%).
2004In 2004, there were an estimated 98,000 "stay-at-home" dads. These are married fathers with children under 15 years old who have remained out of the labor force for more than one year primarily so they can care for the family while their wives work outside the home.



A Detailed Historyof Father's Day
In the United States, the driving force behind the establishment of the celebration of Father's Day was Mrs. Sonora Smart Dodd. Her father, the Civil War veteran William Jackson Smart, as a single parent raised his six children in Spokane, Washington. She was inspired by Anna Jarvis's efforts to establish Mother's Day. Although she initially suggested June 5, the anniversary of her father's death, she did not provide the organizers with enough time to make arrangements, and the celebration was deferred to the third Sunday in June. The first Father's Day was celebrated on June 19, 1910, in Spokane, Washington.



It should be noted that Fairmont, West Virginia, not far from Anna Jarvis's home town of Grafton, claims to have held the first official remembrance two years earlier at Williams Memorial Methodist Episcopal Church on July 5, 1908. Unofficial support from such figures as William Jennings Bryan was immediate and widespread. Woodrow Wilson was personally so feted by his family in 1916, and Calvin Coolidge recommended it as a national holiday in 1924. The all-male U.S. Congress, however, was mindful that passing a measure so favorable to males could be seen as a conflict of interest. In 1966, Lyndon Johnson made Father's Day a holiday to be celebrated on the third Sunday of June. The holiday was not officially recognized until the presidency of Richard Nixon in 1972.



Scholars believe that the origin of Father's Day is not a latest phenomenon, as many believe it to be. Rather they claim that the tradition of Father's Day can be traced in the ruins of Babylon. They have recorded that a young boy called Elmesu carved a Father's Day message on a card made out of clay nearly 4,000 years ago. Elmesu wished his Babylonian father good health and a long life. Though there is no record of what happened to Elmesu and his father but the tradition of celebrating Father's Day remained in several countries all over the world. History of Father's Day Festival as seen today is not even a hundred years old. Thanks to the hard work and struggle of Ms Sonora Louise Smart Dodd of Washington that just as we have set aside Mother's Day to honor mothers we have a day to acknowledge the important role played by the father. However, some scholars opine that Father's Day history is much older than we actually believe it to be. They say that the custom of honoring dad's on a special day is over 4,000 years old. There are a few more claims about the Father's Day origin about which we will learn in this page. Modern version of Father's Day celebration originated in United States of America and thereafter the tradition spread in countries around the world. The world owes thanks to Ms Sonora Louise Smart Dodd a loving daughter from Spokane, Washington as it is because of her struggle that Father's Day saw the light of the day.



The idea of Father's Day celebration originated in Sonora's mind when she per chance listened to Mother's Day sermon in 1909. Fairly mature at the age 27, Sonora pondered if there is a day to honor mother then why not for father? Sonora felt strongly for fathers because of the affection she received from her own father Mr William Jackson Smart, a Civil War veteran. Sonora's mother died while childbirth when she was just 16. Mr Smart raised the newborn and five other children with love and care. Inspired by Ms Anna Jarvis's struggle to promote Mother's Day, Ms Dodd began a rigorous campaign to celebrate Father's Day in US. The Spokane Ministerial Association and the local Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA) supported Sonora's cause. As a result Spokane celebrated its first Father's Day on June 19, 1910. Though there was initial hesitation the idea gained gradual popularity all over US and Fathers Day came to be celebrated in cities across the country. Looking at the heightened popularity of Father's Day in US, President Woodrow Wilson approved of this idea in 1916. President Calvin Coolidge too supported the idea of a national Father's Day in 1924 to, "establish more intimate relations between fathers and their children and to impress upon fathers the full measure of their obligations". After a protracted struggle of over four decades, President Lyndon Johnson signed a presidential proclamation declaring the third Sunday of June as Father's Day in 1966. Then in 1972, President Richard Nixon established a permanent national observance of Father's Day to be held on the third Sunday of June. Sonora Smart Dodd was honored for her contribution at the World's Fair in Spokane in 1974. Mrs. Dodd died in 1978, at age 96.



While many people believe that Father's Day is a holiday invented by the fine folks at Hallmark, it's not so. The celebration of Dad's special day can most likely be credited to Mrs. John B. Dodd, of Washington State, who first suggested the idea of the holiday in 1909. Mrs. Dodd's father, civil war veteran William Smart, was widowed when his wife died during childbirth with their sixth child. Despite the obvious hardships, Mr. Smart proceeded to raise the newborn along with his five other children, by himself. It wasn't until Sonora Dodd became an adult that she realized the strength and selflessness her father had shown in raising his children as a single parent. The original date chosen for the holiday was June 5, Mr. Smart's birthday, however the celebration was postponed until June 19, the third Sunday in June, because there was not enough time to prepare. At about the same time in various towns and cities across America other people were beginning to celebrate a Father's Day. Some accounts credit Mrs. Charles Clayton of West Virginia, as the founder of Father's Day, although most histories give credit to Mrs. Dodd. In early times, wearing flowers was a traditional way of celebrating Father's Day. Mrs. Dodd favored the red rose to honor a father still living, while a white flower honored a deceased dad. J.H. Berringer, who also held Father's Day celebrations in Washington State as early as 1912, chose a white lilac as the Father's Day Flower. In 1924, President Calvin Coolidge supported the idea of a national Father's Day, but it never became official until 1966 when President Lyndon Johnson signed the presidential proclamation that set aside the 3rd Sunday of June as Father's Day.


Other Theories about the Origin of the Father's Day :
There are several theories behind the origination of Father's Day...* Some believe that the first Fathers Day church service was held in West Virginia in 1908.* Others opine that the ceremony was first held in Vancouver, Washington.* The president of Lions' Club, Chicago, Harry Meek is said to have celebrated the first Father's Day with his organization in 1915 to stress on the need to honor fathers. He selected third Sunday in June for celebration, the closest date to Meek's own birthday. In appreciation for Meek's work, the Lions Clubs of America presented him with a gold watch, with the inscription "Originator of Father's Day," on his birthday, June 20, 1920.* Some historians honor Mrs. Charles Clayton of West Virginia, as the Founder of Father's Day.* In 1957, Senator Margaret Chase Smith wrote Congress that, "Either we honor both our parents, mother and father, or let us desist from honoring either one. But to single out just one of our two parents and omit the other is the most grievous insult imaginable."* In countries where Catholic Church holds greater influence Father's Day is celebrated on St. Joseph's Day (March 19).

Fun Facts About Fatherhood and Father's Day

Few Fun FactsAbout Father's Day
Neckties have long been one of the most popular Father's Day gifts. To buy dad a tie, a good place to visit might be one of the 10,700 men's clothing stores as of 2000. You may have some company, however. Sales at men's clothing stores were about $850 million in both May and June of last year.
On average, Canadians spend $76 on gifts to celebrate dad.

The highest percentage of gift shoppers come from Atlantic Canada with 61 percent planning to buy him a gift, while only 40 percent of British Columbians and 44 percent of Quebec shoppers plan to buy gifts for Dad.
Ontarians will lead the way in spending at an average of $93 for gifts with a total of 59% planning to buy a gift to mark Father�s Day.
More than 50% of adult Canadians will celebrate the occasion with gifts, the most popular include greeting cards, clothes, sports equipment, gadgets and home improvement tools.

Greeting cards are the number one purchase for Father�s Day.
92%of all greeting cards are purchased by women.
Carlton Cards offers 1,500+ styles and designs to cater to all types of Dads including grandfathers, stepfathers, pet-dads, and many more.

More than one third of Father�s Day cards are humourous.
56% of shoppers plan to buy a gift for a friend or relative other than their father.
Female shoppers spend 50% more than men on gifts for their Dad.

Few Fun Facts
About Fathers

The word "Dad" dates back to the sixteenth century, or possibly even earlier? It may have originated with the Welsh word "Tad" (meaning father), which later mutated to Dad. The word "Father" is derived from the Old English "Foeder".
A father ocean catfish is a true example of a devoted father. He carries the eggs of his young is his mouth until they are ready to be born, which may take up to several weeks. During that time, he cannot eat a thing! Penguins are another good example; Father penguins keep on their feet in arctic temperatures for sixty days or more to protect his eggs. He hides them on top of his feet, hiding them with feathered flap. Like the catfish, he cannot eat for the duration of his guard of the eggs.
25.8 million fathers were part of married-couple families with their own children under 18 in 2000.

In 2000, their were 2 million single fathers in the United States.
Albert Einstein is the father of modern science.
George Washington is the father of our country.
Herodotus is the father of history.

The Grim Reaper is known as "father time".
The term "Great White Father" refers to the United States President.
A.A. Milne was the father that based the character Christopher Robin, (from Winnie the Pooh) on his son.
Will and Grace star Eric McCormack recently stepped up to the father role.
Out of 102 prime-time TV shows, only 15 have a father as a regularly appearing, main character.
Some Medical Factsfor Your Father's Health

ADD and ADHDAttention deficit disorders are also diagnosed in adultsThe growth of adults using ADHD drugs is outpacing children.
AllergyHaving a pet during childhood might protect you from developing allergiesThe worldwide increase in allergy may be because our environment is too cleanAllergy shots contain small amounts of the substance you’re allergic toAllergies can affect your child's performance in schoolYou can develop an allergy to bee stings over time.
Alternative MedicineAcupuncture can help those going through chemotherapyUsing St. John's wort can lead to a surprise pregnancyToxic Levels of Lead Has Been Found in some Ayurvedic Medicines
Alzheimer's DiseaseThere are tell-tale signs a person is at increased risk of developing Alzheimer's diseaseVitamin E may help fight Alzheimer's diseaseThat there is relief for people who are caregiversThere are relief services for Alzheimer's caregiversMysterious Weight Loss May Signal Alzheimer's
ArthritisYou may be taking more than the recommended dose of painkiller
AsthmaCertain bugs can trigger asthma attacksAn adult with asthma is likely to have had it a long timePatterns of asthma symptoms can change as a child goes through pubertyTriggers for asthma in very young children differ from those in older childrenThere are two types of medications used to treat asthma symptomsAntibiotics given to infants may cause asthma
Body Aches and PainsHeadaches tend to run in familiesChronic back pain can be a sign of a bone fracturePainful walking can indicate blood vessel diseaseYou may be taking more than the recommended dose of painkillerCommon painkillers can inhibit a protective enzyme in the stomach
Cardio HealthNot all types of cholesterol are badLong-term survivors of HIV can develop high cholesterolDiabetes and high blood pressure often occur togetherBrushing your teeth reduces your risk of stroke and heart attack.Insulin resistance can occur long before the onset of type 2 diabetesYou can learn you risk for heart disease with a calculatorA typically safe heart valve problem can affect a trip to the dentistIn some cases, high blood pressure can be controlled without medication.Low-Fat Diets Do Not Lower Health RisksMen who have a heart attack are at risk for osteoporosisAngina increases your risk of having a heart attack.If you have an irregular heartbeat, find out whether you should remain in atrial fibrillation or have sinus rhythm restored.Find Out How Atrial Fibrillation Can Hurt or Help Your HeartLearn How Warfarin Helps Your Heart
CaregivingOlder people need to work at keeping their mental skills sharpIf you have a cataract in one eye, you will probably have it in the other eyeYour body can still produce growth hormone well into your 80'sVitamin E may help fight Alzheimer's diseaseOlder patients may benefit from laparoscopic surgeryYou can get homecare services for just a few hours a dayAn outside caregiver may help in certain situations
Cold and FluPeople with the flu are contagious for 24 hours before they have symptoms
Colon CancerPeople who undergo colonoscopies can see their colon on TVThere are two types of fiberAfrican Americans are at a higher risk for colon cancer.
ContraceptionYou should replace the condom in your walletUsing St. John's wort can lead to a surprise pregnancy
Dental HealthBacteria on tooth surfaces cause decayBrushing your teeth reduces your risk of stroke and heart attack.
DiabetesDiabetes and high blood pressure often occur togetherDiet and exercise can help prevent the onset of type 2 diabetesInsulin resistance can occur long before the onset of type 2 diabetesPeople with type 2 diabetes may be able to control their blood sugar levels by treating their sleep apneaDiabetes doesn't stop elite athletesPeople with diabetic peripheral neuropathy can experience pain, burning or tingling or they can lose all feeling in their limbs.There are new drugs that can specifically treat pain from diabetic nerve damage.Second-hand smoke can increase your risk of diabetes.
Diet and Weight LossFinancial issues play a significant role in keeping young people inactive and overweightA high-fat, low-carb diet has been around since 1863Surgery for obesity is much safer today than when it was first pioneered in the 1950sThis generation of American youth is fatter than the generation before itPeople who drink moderate amounts of alcohol have a lower body weightEating fast food at a young age may cause greater weight gain later in lifeCellulite is no different than any other fat in your bodyEven moderate weight loss is beneficial for morbidly obese people.Pasta cooked al-dente will leave you fuller for longer than soft pasta.Weight loss surgery can reverse many medical conditions
Endocrine DisordersYour body can still produce growth hormone well into your 80'sHormone-producing tumors are often discovered by accidentVision problems can be a sign of growth hormone disease in adultsA change in shoe and glove size during adulthood can indicate a brain tumorFlushing can be a sign of cancerWheezing can be a sign of cancer even when the lungs are free of tumorsSome medications may cause Cushing's syndrome.Second-hand smoke can increase your risk of diabetes.
EpilepsyPlacing a spoon in the mouth of someone having a seizure is the wrong thing to doSpecial diets can help reduce seizures for some children with epilepsySome people with epilepsy are not allowed to driveFlashing lights can sometimes trigger an epileptic seizureMany patients fail to take epilepsy medications as directedAnti-seizure drugs may be transferred from a mother to a child during breastfeeding.A lack of sleep can cause more seizuresSome forms of epilepsy are not controlled through medication.
Erectile DysfunctionMen with diabetes often experience problems with erections
Eye CareIf you have a cataract in one eye, you will probably have it in the other eyeOne contact can correct for distance while the other does close-upNight blindness may be caused by nearsightednessLittle wispy specks in your eye, floaters, are a completely normal part of aging
FertilityTestosterone levels are lower in obese men
FitnessLifting heavy weights all the time is not the best way to build muscleWater exercise is a good choice for people who are overweight or obesePerformance-enhancing drugs can lower your sperm countJogging is not hard on the knees.Water and sports drinks are both good for runners, but sports drinks may be better for going the distance.
Hair LossToo much stress may cause you to lose your hairHerbal treatments may help with hair lossHair loss medications require a long-term commitment to be effective
HeadachePeople with migraines sometimes have an auraHeadaches tend to run in families
Healthcare TodayPeople with chronic diseases often visit Washington to influence policy makersYou can keep your health insurance coverage after leaving your jobThe laws regarding advanced directives are different in each state
Healthy AgingLaughter can be good for your healthSexually transmitted diseases happen to everyoneA handshake can give you a coldOlder people need to work at keeping their mental skills sharpNicotine can both stimulate and depress youThere are more women over the age of 100 than menA drug that prevents osteoporosis may cut a woman's risk of breast cancer in halfChildren born to younger moms are more likely to live to the age of 100.
HeartburnGoing to bed can worsen heartburnDespite the scores of available drugs to combat heartburn, they generally fall into just two groups of medicineAvoiding watching TV in bed immediately after a meal can help prevent heartburn
HIV and AIDSLong-term survivors of HIV can develop high cholesterolHIV treatments are given in combination to attack the virus from many frontsCosmetic surgeons are often a part of the HIV treatment teamMethamphetamine can lead to uninhibited sexProgressive weight loss in people with HIV can be a sign of AIDSYou can find out if you have HIV in 15 to 20 minutes.AZT Debuts as Cheaper Generic
Infectious DiseasesYou can catch meningitis from a doorknobPeople with the flu are contagious for 24 hours before they have symptomsYou should not cover your cough with your handsSome bacteria are resistant to traditional antibioticsEvery tick-borne disease has its own particular set of symptomsEvery tick-borne disease has its own particular set of symptomsScientists have developed a vaccine for listeriaYour fish tank may contain drug-resistant salmonella
Kidney HealthDiabetes and high blood pressure often occur togetherToo much calcium in the blood can damage organs
Liver HealthMany people who have hepatitis are unaware they carry the virusHepatitis can be caught from a toothbrushAn initial hepatitis C infection can look like the flu
Lung CancerIt takes very few cigarettes to increase your risk of lung cancerSmoking cigarettes is not the only cause of lung cancer.A Smoker's Lung Cancer Risk May Depend on EthnicityAntibiotics given to infants may cause asthma
Lung HealthSupplemental oxygen contains 95 percent oxygenEven if you don't normally need supplemental oxygen to treat your COPD, when you travel, you may.A Smoker's Lung Cancer Risk May Depend on EthnicitySecond-hand smoke can increase your risk of diabetes.
LymphomaRadioactivity can be attached to certain medications to kill cancer cellsTargeted therapy can bring radiation to many different sites in the bodyAntibodies can be used as treatment for lymphomaThe crossfire effect in radiation medicine means that nearby cancer cells may also feel the effectsBefore a drug can be approved by the FDA there are at least three sets of trials with patients that must be successfulThere could soon be a vaccine that is custom-made to fight certain cancers
Men's HealthOsteoporosis is not just a disease of older womenTestosterone levels are lower in obese menMen who have a heart attack are at risk for osteoporosis
Mental HealthStress can impact your athletic performance on the green.Symptoms of depression typical in adults may not predominate in children.Some forms of depression are seasonalEinstein may have had a form of autismWeather can make the swings of bipolar disorder more severeYour memory might improve if you change your attitudeYou can cure your phobia at home
Multiple SclerosisThere may be an explanation why some MS drugs stop workingRelapses in multiple sclerosis are not necessarily permanentTaking interferons for MS at night may let you sleep through some bothersome side effectsSomeone with MS can still be a professional athleteMS patients can have friends and family help them with their injectionsMaking An Exercise Routine Too Demanding Can be Harmful to People with MSSometimes people can go for years without realizing they have MSMultiple sclerosis is a disease where the body actually attacks itselfChanging the temperature of your environment can help turn around some MS symptomsYoga or exercise may help a person living with multiple sclerosis feel betterMultiple sclerosis may cause sexual problemsNeutralizing antibodies may develop while a person is on interferon therapy which may render the drug less effective.Going into a hot tub or being exposed to hot weather can cause a temporary worsening of symptoms in people with MS
NutritionCovering food with tin foil during grilling reduces residue depositsEffects of medication can become more pronounced with dehydrationDieticians can help you figure out why your diet is failingFrozen vegetables are just as nutritious as fresh vegetablesThere are two types of fiberPeople can have trouble eating wheat for different reasonsLow-Fat Diets Do Not Lower Health RisksCalcium and Vitamin D Supplements may not Prevent Fractures.Men who have a heart attack are at risk for osteoporosis
OsteoporosisChronic back pain can be a sign of a bone fractureBone is a living tissue that is constantly changing.Calcium and Vitamin D Supplements may not Prevent Fractures.Men who have a heart attack are at risk for osteoporosis
Parkinson's DiseaseDepression may be a sign of Parkinson's diseasePeople with Parkinson's disease only blink 2 to 5 times per minuteYou can experience hallucinations with Parkinson’s diseasePeople with Parkinson's disease should have a fiber-rich dietEarly-onset Parkinson's disease is treated differently than later-onset disease.
Prostate HealthCertain therapies for prostate cancer can cause bone fracturesBones can be weakened by some treatments for prostate cancerExercises recommended after childbirth may also help men after prostate surgeryMen can live a long time with prostate cancer.Some prostate and breast cancers may share a genetic link
PsoriasisPsoriasis is now considered a disease of the immune systemPeople living with psoriasis often have problems with self-esteemCombination therapy is one way to speed along clearing of psoriasisYou can have remission in psoriasisPsoriasis is not contagiousWe've known about psoriasis for more than 2,000 yearsCoal tar is an accepted and effective therapy for psoriasisPeople with psoriasis often develop arthritis
Sexual HealthYou should replace the condom in your walletGenital herpes is the most common sexually transmitted disease in the United States.
Skin HealthPsoriasis is now considered a disease of the immune systemPeople living with psoriasis often have problems with self-esteemCombination therapy is one way to speed along clearing of psoriasisYou can have remission in psoriasisEczema can run in familiesScratching the itch of eczema may help bring it to your skin’s surfaceThe best time to moisturize skin is directly after bathingWhere families live can affect whether or not a child has eczema.Overuse of steroid creams for eczema can create stretch marksPsoriasis is not contagiousWe’ve known about psoriasis for more than 2,000 yearsCoal tar is an accepted and effective therapy for psoriasisYou can get fungal infections from your shoesIn a chemical facial peel doctors actually create a woundSome clothes offer more sun protection than others
Sleep DisordersPoor sleep can cause problems in the immune systemPeople in the US sleep 1.5 hours less than they did a century agoMost sleep problems can be solvedIf you can't go to sleep after 30 minutes you should get out of bedExercise close to bedtime can cause insomniaYoga can help sleepJet lag is worse traveling West to EastSleep disturbances caused by frequent trips to the bathroom are more common in the elderlyReconnecting with friends and family after a trauma can actually help you sleep betterSleep loss can actually induce a stressful stateWhen you're in pain your body may secrete a hormone that actually disturbs sleepInsomnia and depression are linkedSleeping too little or too much might shorten your lifeHow much you sleep can affect your weightHaving sex before bedtime can promote good sleepMedications to calm our anxieties can keep us up at nightIt’s harder to wake a sleeping teenager than a sleeping adultCertain cancer treatments can disturb sleepTeens may be hardwired to sleep latePeople with restless leg syndrome may have an iron deficiencyAlcohol can cause insomniaSleeping pill is linked to sleepwalking, eating and driving
StrokeIt’s best to respond to a stroke within three hoursBotox can be used to help relax muscles after strokeThere are two different kinds of strokesStroke symptoms may last only a few minutesDepression can affect rehab after stroke
Teen HealthTeens may be hardwired to sleep latePatterns of asthma symptoms can change as a child goes through pubertyThis generation of American youth is fatter than the generation before itLifting heavy weights all the time is not the best way to build muscleYou can catch meningitis from a doorknobYou should replace the condom in your wallet
Thyroid HealthA shift in weight may be a sign of thyroid disease
Urologic HealthUrinary incontinence is not a normal consequence of agingUrinating more than eight times during the day may signify a bladder condition.Biofeedback can help many people who suffer urinary problems.Urinating more than eight times a day may be too often.If you've had kidney stones, changing your diet can help reduce your risk of forming new kidney stones.Although pain is the most commonly recognized symptom of kidney stones, it can have other complications.Clinical symptoms, laboratory tests, and diagnostic x-ray studies may all be used to diagnose a kidney stone.
Vascular DiseasePainful walking can indicate blood vessel diseasePeople who have had a spinal cord injury often cannot control their body temperature wellTobacco smoke and salt increase risk for gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)Only about 25 percent of individuals survive a ruptured aneurysmMen who have a heart attack are at risk for osteoporosis
Workplace HealthYou should not cover your cough with your handsPeople in the US sleep 1.5 hours less than they did a century agoYou can keep your health insurance coverage after leaving your jobAttention deficit disorders are also diagnosed in adultsYour job could give you a heart attack

Did You Know?
* There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
* An estimated $1 billion is spent each year in the United States for Father's Day gifts, but Dad is still paying the bill when it comes to telephone calls from the kids. Father's Day ranks #1 for the day that the most collect calls are made, according to AT&T. But dads receive far fewer greeting cards than moms. About 140 million moms receive cards for Mother's Day, compared to just 90 million dads getting Father's Day cards.
* According to the latest Census Bureau figures, there are roughly 36 million dads with kids under age 18 in the U.S. But not all offspring are leaving the nest at adulthood. There are nearly 1 million fathers who are still providing room and board for their kids aged 18 to 24.

Father's Day Recipes

Canadian Bacon & Corn PancakesIngredients3/4 c Milk, 2 tb melted butter, 1 ea egg, beaten, 1/2 c niblets corn, 1 c flour, 2 ts baking powder, 2 tb sugar, 1/2 ts salt, 1 x Oil, 6 ea slices bacon, 1 x Maple syrup Sauteed Apples1 tb butter, 1 ea Golden Delicious apple (Cored and thinly sliced into wedges), 1/4 ts ground cinnamon, 1/8 ts ground ginger, 2 tb maple syrupMethodCombine milk, melted butter, beaten egg in one bowl. Stir in corn and set aside. Combine flour,baking powder,sugar and salt in separate bowl. Stir well and set aside. Oil pancake griddle. Place 3 bacon slices far apart on griddle and brown on one side. Pour corn mixture into flour mixture and stir briefly to moisten. Turn bacon over. Ladle 2 heaping Tbl batter over each bacon slice to fully cover. Cook pancakes over medium-high heat until air bubbles form on the top. Flip pancakes over and cook until nicely browned. Repeat for rest of the ingredients. Serve immediately with maple syrup and Sauteed Apples. Sauteed Apples: Melt butter in medium-sized skillet. Add apple slices and saute over medium heat 7-8 minutes or until tender and golden. Add cinnamon, ginger, and maple syrup and heat through.


Marmalade & Pecan MuffinsIngredients2 cups all-purpose flour3 teaspoons baking powder2 tablespoons granulated sugar1 teaspoon salt1/3 cup vegetable oil1 egg1-1/4 cups milk1/2 cup chopped pecans6 teaspoons orange marmaladeMethodPreheat oven to 425�F. Place liners in muffin tin. Mix flour, baking powder, sugar and salt together; set aside. Beat oil, egg and milk together. Stir in dry ingredients followed by the pecans. Fill each muffin tin 1/3 full with batter. Spoon a half teaspoon of marmalade on top of the batter. Fill to 2/3 full of batter over the marmalade. Bake 25 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean.


Chocolate Mousse CakeIngredients1 cup unsalted butter6 ounces semisweet chocolate cut into pieces2 ounces unsweetened chocolate (baking chocolate not the powder)1 tablespoon coffee flavored liqueur5 eggs, separated, 3 egg yolks1 cup granulated sugarsweetened whipped cream, chocolate sprinklesMethodPreheat the oven to 325�F. Lightly butter an 8" springform pan and place it on a baking sheet. Place a bowl over a saucepan with simmering water. Put butter, semisweet, and unsweetened chocolate. Stir continuously until the chocolate has melted, remove from heat. Stir in coffee flavored liqueur and let cool. Meanwhile, beat egg whites to stiff peaks. In a separate bowl beat sugar with the egg yolks until thick and pale. Stir the chocolate mixture into the egg yolks. Stir a third of the egg whites into the chocolate mixture to lighten them. Fold in the remaining egg whites. Pour batter into springform pan. Bake 50 minutes or until cake has risen, it will crack. Place cake on a wire rack and let stand about 10 minutes. Run a knife around the sides, then remove the sides of the springform pan. Let cool completely. Decorate with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.


Sesame Chicken Wings Ingredients20 Chicken wings (about 4 pounds) 2 tb Margarine or butter - melted l 1/2 c Bisquick baking-mix 1/2 c Sesame seeds, 2 ts Paprika 1 1/2 ts Dry mustard 1/2 ts Salt, 2 Eggs, 2 tb Milk 1/4 c Margarine or butter - melted MethodPreheat oven to 425F. Separate chicken wings at joints; discard tips. Spread 1 tablespoon margarine in each of 2 13x9x2" pans. Beat eggs and milk with fork in the first bowl. Mix bisquick, sesame seeds, paprika, mustard and salt in the second bowl. Soak chicken in egg mixture in first bowl; then coat chicken with sesame seed mixture in the second bowl. Arrange close together in pans. Drizzle the margarine over chicken. Bake uncovered 35 to 40 minutes or until brown and crisp.


Spicy Bbq ShrimpIngredients1/2 c Butter; or margarine 3/4 c BBQ Sauce, 2 tb Lemon juice2 lb Medium to large shrimp; unshelled 1/2 c Dry sherry Cayenne pepper to taste Black pepper & Garlic powder MethodTurn on broiler and melt butter in a 13x9-inch broiler pan. Remove pan from oven and stir in BBQ sauce and lemon juice. Add shrimp and toss to coat. Spread out in pan. Sprinkle cayenne, black pepper, and garlic powder over the shrimp. Broil five inches from the heat source for four minutes. Turn shrimp. Add sherry and broil for four minutes longer.


Chocolate Velvet CheesecakeIngredient1 c Vanilla Wafer Crumbs 1/2 c Chopped Pecans 3 tb Granulated Sugar 1/4 c Margarine, Melted 16 oz Cream Cheese, Softened 1/2 c Brown Sugar, Packed2 ea Large Eggs 6 oz Semi-sweet Chips, Melted 3 tb Almond Flavored Liqueur2 c Sour Cream 2 tb Granulated SugarMethodCombine crumbs, pecans, granulated sugar and margarine; press onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan. Bake at 325 degrees F. for about 10 minutes. Combine cream sheese and brown sugar, mixing at medium speed on electric mixer until well blended. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Blend in chocolate and liqueur; pour over crust. Bake at 325 degrees F., 35 minutes. Increase oven temperature to 425 degrees F. Combine sour cream and granulated sugar; carefully spread over cheesecake and return to oven to bake for 10 more minutes. Loosen cake from rim of pan; cool before removing rim of pan. Chill before serving.